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New Years Eve

Posted by admin on Dec 31, 2009 in Uncategorized

Yes bitches. It is NYE. Wahoo. Who fancies buying a ticket for £25 to get into a pub and not be able to sit down or even get close to the bar all night?

Not me.

I shall probably be at home, eating Dominos pizza (the king bastard of all pizzas) and watching Poltergeist 2. Perfect.

Anyways, it’s day 3 of me being pro-active and getting off my arse and doing stuff. I have a very lucky life in that my job allows me to sit around for months on end doing sod all. I turn up to the radio station, chat to Eloise, turn up the faders and talk nonsense for 2 hours. Easy. My other jobs have varying degrees of exertion but none of them make me work like a real job does. I’ve had real jobs, and I hated them. Working in HMV in Slough over Christmas - the year that Robson & Jerome were at their peak and having to listen to that horsehit all day, every day? Filling freezers in Bejams and then counting ALL of the food in the big walk in freezer while my balls froze off? Cleaning test tubes and other sundry devices in a laboratory whilst being physically bullied by a Nigerian cleaner? No thanks I’m happy where I am.

But, it does mean I have become even more lazy than usual. And I am, by nature, a very lazy man. So I have decided to stop watching Kyle. Watching Kyle is like having a joint for breakfast - it seems fun but then you lose the energy to do anything and suddenly it’s 9 o’clock at night and you have achieved nothing. So, no Kyle. Instead, I am coming to the spare room, and working. Nothing major - updating this blog, writing some stuff for Nintendo, coming up with ideas and guest lists for the show - but being more productive than I normally am. I’ve been sat here for an hour and a half and I’ve achieved more this morning then I normally do in a week. In a minute, I’m going to call James H Reeve. I’m a little nervous.

Don’t forget, you can post comments on this blog or email me directly iain@iainlee.com - I’m keen to hear your thoughts. Maybe you have suggestions for the show, suggestions for stand up, guest ideas. Or maybe you just want to say hello. It’s all groovy man, all groovy.

Anyways, have a happy new year and we shall meet again in 2010 - aka the future.

Iain

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Yes, I am bloody well back

Posted by admin on Dec 29, 2009 in Uncategorized

Hello ladies and indeed gentlemen.

It has been a sodding long time since I wrote anything for this blog. Back then, when I started it, then, it was going to be a diary of my gentle return to stand up. I got tired typing that and then someone hacked into here and deleted everything and that made me depressed.

Well, depression is over and I have decided to start writing stuff and bits and pieces on here as I go along. Don’t expect anything profound, for I am an idiot (I agreed to be on the All Star Impression Show if you need proof positive of that) but do expect words and mayve pictures and indeed other bollocks as well.

I am sitting here, listening to old Tommy Boyd shows and contemplating my evening. L4D2 for me, and then triffids.

What happens after that?

I am determined to be more pro-active this coming year than I was in 2009. I kind of let me eye wander off the ball onto the the pitch and then up into the sky. I didn’t really push for things and said yes to things that perhaps I shouldn’t (back to All Star Impressions again). With the new vigour that the start of a new year nearly always seems to bring, I shall do my best to do more and that.

Anyways, enough. If you want to ask me anything, send an email to iain@iainlee.com - I will try and answer it honestly on this blog.

Until then, word up bitches.

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